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1]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
2]Hey there….. be there.

3]One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) ;)

4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

5]You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice.

6]I will be back before you pronunce dkeialdkeialdkeidkdkalehvnb.

7]since 1910.

8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

9]God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.Due to tonight’s lack of sleep,tomorrow is cancelled.

10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

11]Whattsapp status is loading.

12]Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.

13]I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.Pls be patient and I’ll get to you shortly.

14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????Best Whatsapp Status

15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

21]battery about to die.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

22]Status under construction.

23]No status available.

24]Life is short, chat fast..!!!

25]Life is too short to be updating status

26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o

27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

28]We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

32]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

33]Error: status unavailable

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.
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