Funny Status

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  1. I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs

  2. I’m the dude with cool attitude

  3. Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

  4. The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

  5. Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

  6. The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

  7. Silence is the best response to a fool.

  8. A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

  9. It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

  10. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

  11. My life my rules. _|_

  12. Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

  13. I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

  14. Time is precious waste it wisely.
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