Funny Whatsapp Status

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  2. Collection, Whatsapp Status Quotes
     
  3. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
     
  4. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
     
  5. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
     
  6. Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
     
  7. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
     
  8. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
     
  9. On the other hand...you have different fingers.
     
  10. After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
     
  11. I’m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.
     
  12. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
     
  13. If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.
     
  14. Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
     
  15. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
     
  16. A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.
     
  17. God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. 
  18. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
     
  19. Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" 
  20. He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."
     
  21. It’s never too late to go wrong.
     
  22. The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
     
  23. Better late than never, but never late is better.
     
  24. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS
     
  25. I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
     
  26. Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
     
  27. I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..
     
  28. Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you 
  29. "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.
     
  30. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
     
  31. Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
     
  32. A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
     
  33. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
     
  34. I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
     
  35. I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
     
  36. You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
     
  37. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.100
     
  38. Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
     
  39. They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck…
     
  40. “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
     
  41. “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg  
     
  42. Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
     
  43. You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
     
  44. There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
     
  45. Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
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