Review: Ax 'Em
Director: Michael Mfume
I tried to think of something about this movie that was good. This is all I could come up with:
Do not rent this movie. Do not buy it. Do not look at the fucking cover. There is not one good thing to be said about this movie. Even the title is fucking spelt wrong. EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS MOVIE IS HORRIBLE. The "acting", the sound, the picture quality, the gore...EVERYTHING.
I don't even think there is a plot. I think that a bunch of people got together and filmed themselves around a dinner table (for 20 minutes!) telling yo' mama jokes. Then a decided it would be cool to have some of them die off.
ANY movie where the characters all run screaming DIRECTLY AT A STATIONARY CAMERA and the last person runs directly INTO it screaming, looks at the lens, and takes a breath to scream more...SHOULD BE FUCKING DESTROYED!!
To Michael Mfume, director: Please, please, please...don't even consider making more movies.
I am giving this movie half a star only because I have no way of giving it a fucking zero.
Reviewed by: Stalker's Rage, added March 24 2005
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