Review: Color of Night
Director: Richard Rush
This movie came on Encore, I was half-listening to it while drawing, and I look up to see full frontal female nudity. Hot! Then I see Bruce Willis's flacid penis. NOT HOT! I end up watching this piece of shit movie. It's set up like a mystery, only they give nearly everything away pretty early on and the rest of the movie is just tedious. Unlikeable characters, cheesy action scenes, standard multiple personality garbage. Plot twists were not suprising or interesting in the least. For me, the worst part about this movie was the girl with the hot body also had a cute face, but she opens her mouth to reveal HUGE HORSE TEETH. Complete turn-off. Edit out the boring movie, bruce willis and his weiner, and the chick's horse teeth and it'd be awesome.
Reviewed by: Ravenous, added January 11 2004
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